Another Slovak Joke, because the last one was so hilarious...

An Irishman, a Russian and a Slovak decide to see which national alcohol is the strongest. So they set up a single chair (for a vision test) in a room and start drinking their national booze.

The Irishman downs a bottle of whiskey and declares "I can see two chairs."

The Russian downs a bottle of vodka and declares "I can see four chairs."

The Slovak downs a bottle of slivovica and asks "Which row?"

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I laughed at this one. It's funnier if you have tried slivovica.