Lingua Franca

I am the stone that the builder refused...

2006/06/20

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake

As humans, we are complete morons.

Everything you say is moronic. What you have just said is not an original utterance. There is nothing unique about the statements you are making. You are common attention whore, no different than the rest. Everything you are trying to pass off as a profound thought is one of complete idiocy. This is not television. You cannot walk into the room and provide anyone with an exotic revelation. I not my head and smile, because you are a complete too.

General dictum says you don't know the previous person who uttered the same thing. The golden rule dictates that everyone is special in their own way.

Bullshit.

Few people think before they speak. If you aren't paying attention to what comes out of your mouth, you certainly are probably paying even less attention to your own though process.

So what do you do about it?

Stop being an idiot.

Now I know this may be hard for a lot of you. But work with me here. When you begin to realise everything you say is worthless, will you give up and keep being worthless?

You probably will, that's what everyone keeps doing. That's why I keep hearing the same boring crap come out of people's mouths.

Perhaps for a change, you should strive to move beyond it. Don't remain mediocre. And even if you don't succeed, who cares. At least you tried.

Most of all, you'll stop kidding yourself.

Now quit being a jerk off.

2 Comments:

Blogger Mme H said...

:|

*sob*

It's true! It's all true!!!

><

{welcome back}

22:36  
Blogger Peter Noone said...

There are probably only so many permutations of words that result in something that is true (or not immediately provably false).

There are fewer yet that take some (varying) amount of time for each idiot to get to on his/her own.

As for a truly unique perspective, what are the odds? We've been paramecium on a cue ball since we began to make value judgments on other people based on what comes out of their mouths.

Give a person a unique perspective, for once, and I bet they'd have something interesting to say. For now, isn't that expecting a bit much?

By the way, this response was Human Response Catalogue Items #500967, 677726989-b, and 6.

12:53  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home